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Post by Braldy » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:27 am

Heard a funny of late? We like funnies so please share with us.


Sooo, what is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

(You have to say the answer in your best pirate voice, give it a red hot go)

Argghhh!! You think it be the Argghhh but its actually the Seeaaaa!!!
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Post by Braldy » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:15 am

Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?

He burped 7Up
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Post by Mzerin » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:36 am

Oh noooo LOLZ
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Post by Braldy » Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:00 pm

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

Omg lol
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Post by Mzerin » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:12 pm

Lolz you and your dad jokes lol
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Post by ScottyB » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:23 pm

Did any of you guys hear about the guy who got his left side cut off??

Apparently he's all right now..
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Post by Braldy » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:51 pm

Hehehehe i likey alot.
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Post by rspain » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:18 pm

I crushed a snail once, apparently that was my first crush
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Post by rspain » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:44 am

Dad joke of the day: How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it! :lol:
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Post by Braldy » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:23 am

Haha good one
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Post by Braldy » Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:16 am

Woman: Nurse Nurse, I can’t stop singing the whats new pussycat song

Nurse: You might have Tom Jones disease

Woman: Oh what? Noooo! ... is that rare?

Nurse: It's not unusual

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Post by Braldy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:46 am

rspain wrote:
Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:18 pm
I crushed a snail once, apparently that was my first crush
This reminds me of my snail racing days. I had a few fast ones and one with a lot of potential but he just couldn't quite cut it. One day i had an idea on how to give him an advantage and make him faster. I carefully removed his shell to lighten him up a bit but unfortunately all it did was make him Sluggish.
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Post by Bigrod26 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:12 am

Q.what did one toilet roll say to the other?
A.people have been ripping me off for years
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Post by rspain » Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:05 am

Haha nice one
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Post by Smurf » Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:01 pm

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Post by Braldy » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:30 pm

Omg lol. Nice one Smurf
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Post by Braldy » Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:36 pm

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
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Post by Branjaynett » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:27 am

I had a GTA joke about the race "Threading the needle", I can't remember it but it would have left you in stitches. :roll:
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Post by rspain » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:12 am

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in the crack.
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Post by Braldy » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:38 pm

(Remember, pirate voice when doing the pirate part. Practice for international pirate day)

A man was sitting at a bar one day when a pirate walked in. The pirate had a wooden leg, a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye.
Feeling sorry for the pirate, the man said, "Come over here, my friend. You look as though you've had a tough life and I'd like to buy you a drink."

The pirate gladly went over to the man who ordered him a rum.

Then the man asked the pirate, "I'm curious, how did you lose your leg?"

"Arrrgh!" said the pirate, "I lost that timber to a tiger shark in the Caribbean when I was thrown overboard for stealing a man's rum."

"Wow, that's awful!" said the man. "And tell me, how did you lose your hand?"

"Arrrgh!" replied the pirate, "I lost that fighting cannibals on a treasure island."

"Oh my word!" the man said, "How awful! And tell me, how did you lose your eye?"

The pirate said, "Arrrgh! A seagull pooped in it!"

"A seagull!" The man was surprised. He asked, "Is seagull poop dangerous?!"

The pirate said, "Nay, matey, it was me first day with the hook."

(-chuckles-)
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Post by everybodysolo » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:59 am

*giggle*
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Post by Braldy » Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:46 am

A boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
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Post by ScottyB » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:51 pm

Well it looks like we've set the standard for dad jokes here now haha. There have been heaps of dad joke battles on FB lately where the challenge is to make the other person laugh.

It looks like @Braldy missed out on international talk like a pirate day, so hopefully this will make up for it 😛

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Post by Braldy » Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:38 pm

Haha nice one. Oh we dont miss talk like an pirate day in this house harharhar
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Post by Braldy » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:47 am

For @Mzerin on her big adventure.


What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
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